WHERE IS THE BUSINESS?

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• My custom-built spa treatment room is in the North Valley, just 4 minutes West of I-25 from the Montano/Montgomery exit (228).  I built the colonic room onto my home so there is no big sign or anything on my road. And I am a one-woman show. There is no waiting room, though there is a chair and a bench outside. You are welcome to wait in your car if you are early.

 

WHAT TO EXPECT

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• I could not control the water quality or temperature in commercial spaces so I built my own on a residential property in April 2019. The treatment room is as peaceful and beautiful as can be. It has a private entrance and designated parking. I’ve used building materials that don’t outgas or trigger allergies and I have NO MOLD. I use a gravity-fed CLOSED-system. Our city water is filtered three times. Natural sunlight floods the room. The toilet is in the space. And the most exciting feature: a shower in the colonic room for your use if needed. The room is not ADA Compliant, nor am I strong enough to lift anyone on and off the colonic table. 

• First time appointments are an hour and a half as there is a bit of paperwork and some discussion. Otherwise, they are an hour of water plus 10 minutes or so of toilet time at the end. 

• If you need to reschedule or cancel your first appointment, I request 24 hours notice or you will not receive a refund. You will not be refunded the credit card or app fee.

• Please stop eating 2 hours before your session time so your stomach will be empty. Drink lots of water in the days before the colonic but stop drinking 2 hours before so we don’t have to interrupt the session.

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WHAT A COLONIC FEELS LIKE

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• You undress in privacy, leaving on your top, and empty your bladder.  You lay down on a massage table with absorbent pads. You drape a towel over your naked hips. You cover yourself with a blanket. I enter the room and insert a disposable and sterile plastic tube into your anus. I am very gentle and use a lot of lubricant. There are two tubes attached: one brings water in, and one lets water + poop out. You just relax. I do the work. You do NOT push. The poop will flow out once it is soft enough. It does not hurt any more than actual pooping hurts – it is just for a second and then the discomfort passes. The water is warm. It will relax you. Sometimes it takes 40 minutes for the old poop inside to soften and absorb enough water to come out. Don’t worry too much – I am skilled! Sometimes I add natural ingredients like herbs or essential oils to the water to help the poop soften quicker. Sometimes I add things that lower your overall gassy feeling so the poop can absorb the water quicker. We do this for an hour, speaking about your diet and food plan, so I can explain if you are contributing to your gut challenges and correct them in the future. Once the hour is over, I drain some excess water and remove the tubing from your anus so you can quickly and cleanly sit up and get onto the toilet, just two steps away.  Then you relax and release all the water and loose fecal matter from your body for about ten minutes. Then you get washed up (and shower off, if needed - not usually needed) and get dressed.  I come back into the room, we discuss how you feel and schedule the next session if needed. I text you my recommendations for an anti-inflammatory food plan and a link to my favorite and effective probiotic.

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HOW TO SCHEDULE

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• Click on the BOOK AN APPOINTMENT button.  You will be required to pay in full to secure your spot. If you need to communicate with me before booking, you can fill out the message section of the CONTACT ME button, and that will send me an email message. Please be as specific as you can with your questions to save time. I will respond as soon as I can; I have back-to-back clients and sometimes I won’t be able to respond until the evening.

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PRICING

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• My rate is $125.00 (tax included), cash preferred. 

• I also accept Venmo (as a gift), Apple Pay, or Nusenda transfers. (Call me if you want to do the bank transfer)

• Credit card payments will cost you $10.00 more per transaction due to high fees. 

• A 10% discount is available if you purchase a 3-PAK in advance. You have 6 months to use them.  The 3-PAK costs $337.50, saving you $12.50 each, or a $37.50 total savings for all three (with tax included). 

• First-time clients will need to pay for the first session in advance. Come 10 minutes early to fill out paperwork.  

 

DIRECTIONS

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• I-25 to exit 228 Montano/Montgomery exit

• Drive west on Montano to Edith Blvd.

• Make a right onto Edith to Mission Ave NE (the corner has a restaurant and a daycare) and drive past 2 speed bumps before looking for the address. The numbers are out of order!Make a right into the driveway of 532. The numbers are large, white and on the chain link fence

• Drive up to the first left.  There is a signpost, there is a New Mexico Colonics sign on the right, and there are prayer flags fluttering where the gray shed/office is.

• There are 2 parking spots available, 1 next to the trash bins at the wood fence on the left, and one pulls in right behind the shed. Please don’t block both. (If both spots are filled, keep driving to the next left and park right after you turn in so the cars further in can get out around you.)

• If the RED light is on, I am probably still with a client so please wait in your car and text me that you have arrived. 

• If the light is GREEN, text me to make sure I am ready and then come on in! 

 

PUBLIC HEALTH

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• I am operating under the following guidelines to keep us all as safe as possible:

• Colonic therapist wears gloves to keep things sterile. 

• Fresh bedding, pillowcases and pads for each client.

• Doorknobs, walls, seats all washed down with disinfectant between clients. 

• Room fully aired out between clients.

• Clients are REQUESTED to wear a fresh face mask if you are sick. 

• Remember, the best defense against any virus is a strong, healthy immune system. A clean colon = a healthy body.